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6.09.2006

Obligatory Hoff

I can just hear KITT saying, "Oh.Michael." whilst rolling his headlights...Apparently not realizing his popularity in America is deeply rooted in 80's nostalgia and kitsch camp appeal, David Hasselhoff mistakes Americans and Brits for the Germans. Also not realizing that Americans have already forgotten his American Idol cameo, for which he looked strikingly similar to Mrs. Doubtfire.

Hot, white hot. Move over Sean Connery, Hoff's a Secret Agent Man....I can't even keep a straight face as I type that. Around the 1 minute mark things get out of control.

Oh dear god. No one is safe. Not even the Jamaicans.

I'm Hooked on a Feeling. It's somewhere between asphyxiation from laughter and nausea. Must be from mentos overload.

1 Comments:

Blogger kate said...

my god. i don't know whether to laugh or cry. so... much... HOFF. seriously, at least he seems to be enjoying himself in that ridiculous limbo dance spectacle -- in secret agent man he just seems old and drunk. poor, poor hoff. at some point he won't even be able to get properly mentos. poor, poor bastard.

6/11/2006 11:34 AM  

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