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4.03.2006

Madgeday

May the longing begin.

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7 Comments:

Blogger kate said...

man, i've never seen madonna live. all i've got under my monster concert belt are duran duran in 7th grade (prime) and depeche mode in college (waning)... not a gay icon to be found. my IGM is rolling his eyes at my piteousness. nina simone is dead, cher is a walking corpse and way past her fabulousness (i want to BE cher circa witches of eastwick, but plastic surgery cher doesn't do it for me, even though believe was fuck yabba). i'd totally do madge at MSG in june (though it would be so much cooler to see her in europe), but I can't afford 3 bigettabies. fuck it, come to nyc on a wednesday and we'll go roller skating at the roxy and pretend we see madge cameltoeing through the crowd. maybe i'll break my other elbow. (no i am not drunk... though it does kinda ring that way, yizza?)

4/03/2006 9:18 PM  
Blogger *g said...

k8?K8!? Quick, someone call Isaac Mizrahi, i think your IGM is drunk and trying to take over. Stay away from the wire hangers, k8!

4/04/2006 4:15 PM  
Blogger kate said...

please, who you think made me this way? ISAAC.
love that my IGM used cameltoe as a verb. LOL

4/04/2006 4:31 PM  
Blogger *g said...

I love that Queerty mentioned Madge's cameltoe as a highlight of her show. The only snatch gay men are interested in. LOL. Meanwhile, I'm keeping my eye on you, K8sIGM, and Isaac. I think all three of you were on a bender last night...and neither I, nor LGsIGM was invited. *snarl*

4/04/2006 5:03 PM  
Blogger kate said...

Actually I haven't seen my IGM since yesterday. Am assuming he's passed out in a psychological alley somewhere, fabulous face down in a pool of his own vomit. He has no boyfriend/assistant/paid fluffer to tend to him when he reaches this state, like the real Isaac does (you know my IGM's name is Isaac too, right? Isaac Bashevis Swinger. Ok kidding. A Jewish IGM is too much... even for me. But maybe that's his drag name).

Goddamn, are we on the crazy train or what, la?

4/04/2006 6:29 PM  
Blogger *g said...

LOL. I do not have a name for my IGM... He's not talking to me now.

And, honey, I'm the conductor of the crazy train. Who do you think insisted on the dance car? All Aboard!

4/04/2006 6:45 PM  
Blogger kate said...

omg the dance car... TOO RIGHT. :)

4/04/2006 6:49 PM  

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